Tag: jokes

  • Maybe Shoaib Malik wants to get married for third time: Abrar-ul-Haq jokes about Nawal Saeed’s silence

    Maybe Shoaib Malik wants to get married for third time: Abrar-ul-Haq jokes about Nawal Saeed’s silence

    Popular singer Abrar-ul-Haq thinks actress Nawal Saeed should have stayed quiet about the messages she allegedly got from cricketer Shoaib Malik. He suggested, “Maybe Shoaib Malik wants to get married for the third time.”
    A short video of Abrar-ul-Haq is going around online where he talks about other actresses like Nawal Saeed and Shoaib Malik.
    The video is from a TV show he was on a few days ago. He talked openly about actresses and even mentioned his own second marriage.

    Abrar-ul-Haq said, “I do not even think of a second marriage, because my wife already threatens to kill me.” He continued, “I have never thought of a second marriage and have no intention. My wife threatens me even before I think about it.”

    He referred to Sajal Ali as an innocent actress and said she looks like a child to him. He also talked about Mehwish Hayat, Mahira Khan, and Saba Qamar, calling Saba Qamar the greatest actress of recent times.

    He thinks Mehwish Hayat has a lot of passion inside her and should do more flashy projects. He also said that Mahira Khan should take on more work.

    When asked about Nawal Saeed, he said, “I don’t know her, who is she?”

    The host mentioned that Nawal Saeed recently talked about Shoaib Malik getting messages from cricketers.

    Abrar-ul-Haq then said, “Nawal Saeed should have covered up Shoaib Malik’s messages, God has also said to cover up.”
    Talking about the same issue, Abrar-ul-Haq smiled and said, “Four marriages are permissible in Islam, maybe Shoaib Malik wants to marry a third time.”

  • ‘Atomic bomb halki aanch per paktay huwai’: Twitter reacts to Sidharth Malhotra movie about Pakistan’s nuclear bomb

    ‘Atomic bomb halki aanch per paktay huwai’: Twitter reacts to Sidharth Malhotra movie about Pakistan’s nuclear bomb

    The trailer of Sidharth Malhotra starrer Bollywood movie ‘Mission Majnu’ is out and it has Pakistanis in stitches.

    “Jo khud se pehle desh ke baare mein soche, wahi hain,” wrote Sidharth while sharing the trailer. “Aisa hi ek Majnu hai Amandeep Singh jisne India ke sabse khatarnak mission ke liye apni jaan ki baazi laga di,” he added.

    Mission Majnu is a spy thriller that features Sidharth Malhotra alongside Rashmika. Mission Majnu is set in the 1970s and is a thriller that revolves around an undercover RAW agent, essayed by Sidharth.

    “Watch Mission Majnu, a spy thriller inspired by true events.”

    The trailer shows the spy coming to Pakistan to complete his mission. Pakistanis are reacting to the trailer in humorous way. Some are making fun of the stereotypical image of Pakistani’s shown in the movie, while others are making memes on the the twisted historical facts. Have a look at the some of the best reactions.

    https://twitter.com/taimoorze/status/1612838550222815232
    https://twitter.com/rantspakistani/status/1612923679293247488

    https://twitter.com/thenameisrafay/status/1612727138674679808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1612727138674679808%7Ctwgr%5E52f3941a412c4c6898aefba75a9e33f77ed270bb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.dawn.com%2Fnews%2F1191378

    https://twitter.com/mustafa_wynne/status/1612819865756176384